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Brett Favre: What, he's going to play for the Vikings?!! Can you imagine the excitement & hype for the missing piece of the puzzle? And of all people the Packers Brett Favre? Oh, it's not official yet? I can't wait to heckle the Cheeseheads when it happens.
Tom Terrific: The last time I rooted for a golfer as much as I did the 59-year-old (2 months from 60) Tom Watson was the 1986 Masters when Jack was back at 46 years old & won his 18th major. I'm sure 98% of all golf fans felt like they got kicked in the stomach watching poor Tom bogey 18 the way he did & then fall apart like a Denny Green doughnut during their 4 hole playoff. Don't feel too bad about the classy Watson who already has 5 British Open Championships & 8 total majors, not to mention the oodles of prize money & endorsements over the years. This was Stewarts Cinks 1st major & it will mean much more to and his family; but not nearly as much to the sports world who just missed out on perhaps the most unlikely Cinderella sports stories of ALL TIME!
Brett Favre: Had surgery & he's now testing his arm & working out with the high school kids from
Michael Jackson gets appropriate goodbye: Michael Jackson became so unbelievably strange & bizarre the past 20 years it was only fitting that he receive a celebrity sendoff unlike anything we've ever seen. The only ones who didn't eulogize the odd gloved one was his pet Bubbles the chimp & Elvis. On a more serious note, Michael Jackson will now be judged by the only one that matters, God. No matter anyone's opinion of the disgusting allegations against him over the past several years, his innocence or guilt will only be known by his maker. I do not condemn nor do I judge anything that hasn't been positively proven. When it's all said & done, he'll be remembered for entertaining millions & the amount of charily he raised & helped raise (it's in the Guinness Book of World Records).
Brett Favre: Oh Ed Werder said there's a Brad Childress imposed signing deadline?! "Hmm…kind of interesting. It couldn't get here fast enough."
Prediction: UFC Fighter in a Coma or Dies: The UFC is barbaric & in serious danger of getting banned. If the UFC does not wake up & does not change at least a couple of rules (one in particular), they will close up faster than a Mike Vick dog pound. How can any league be ignorant enough & any state sanction a league that allows a person to jump in the air, ball up their fists with very little glove padding, & come crashing down fist to face on a completely unconscious person. Am I that stupid or is there that much widespread ignorance running &/or participating in this vulgar so-called sport? Change this as soon as you can or seriously risk major lawsuits &/or extinction.
Brett Favre: Filled his lawn mower gas tank with regular unleaded? Decided to tan himself on the roof of his barn with ONLY cutoff JEAN SHORTS? "This is getting weird."
Brett Favre: News Report! Brett Favre still hasn't signed. "Seriously?!"
Brett Favre: News Report! Brett Favre is still anguished about contemplating his anguishing decision of anguishing about contemplating to come back. "REALLY?!?!"
Buehrle Throws Perfect Game: Chicago White Sox's Mark Buehrle, with the help of one of the top 5 catches (in all of professional sports) in the 9th inning of their game against
Brett Favre: National Enquirer reports that Adrian Peterson, Jerad Allen & Kevin Williams are texting Favre trying to pressure him to sign; & he picked his butt several times………………….with his right hand. Does center John Sullivan know that?"
Sports Fans! Are You Ready For Some Sports Heaven?! Can you imagine? Gophers football game against Wisconsin at TCF Bank Stadium October 3rd, Twins final regular season game at the Metrodome against Kansas City October 4th, Vikings against the Packers at the Metrodome Monday night, October 5th, & the Wild's home opener against Anaheim at the Xcel Energy Center October 6th.
Brett Favre: Is close to signing? "OH GOODY!"
President Obama: Focus on your Country & your job! Quit seeking the limelight of celebrity, Hollywood, Major League Sports, ease up on the socialism, don't call your police force "stupid" for doing their job, it wasn't the cops that were acting racist.
Brett Favre: Brett Favre is really a woman? "That's it, I'm done!!!"
Kids Korner! A couple of weeks ago I took my boys to the drive-in movie. Somehow, I misplaced my wallet in the car. When it was almost time to pay for our admission, I told Max & Sam to duck down in their car seats. I found $10, so I had enough for 2 of us. Little did I know how incomplete I was with the boys' instructions. As I was saying, "One adult & one kid" to the attendant, Max pipes up, "No, no, Dad, there's 2 of us back here! Me & Sammy are both here!" Very sheepishly & red faced I explained my dilemma & luckily the nice guy said, "That's cool," & waved me in. Needless to say, as embarrassed as I was, I was proud of my honest & funny son for throwing me under the bus!
Brett Favre: WHAT? Brett Favre says he just made the toughest decision of his life & he's choosing to stay retired? "I knew it all along! We"ll look forward to you changing your mind in September. JERK!!!"